Since Beagles are one of the most popular breeds, we’re celebrating with cute Beagle quotes for any occasion. Anyone who loves Beagles knows how devoted, smart, and friendly they are.
The American Kennel Club calls Beagles happy-go-lucky and funny. What’s not to love about a curious, clever dog that loves to play?!
We celebrate this sturdy hound in a compact body with Beagle quotes that celebrate their life and existence. Use these on social media, in videos with your Beagle buddies, in the signature line of cards, and for ‘just because’ moments.
There’s a bonus after the Beagle quotes, too. Don’t miss the Fun Facts About Beagles section and find out why they are the most popular hound dog in American pet households.
Beagle Quotes and Sayings
“When you live with a Beagle, who needs a therapist?”– Anonymous
“Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It is just that Beagle is a funny word.” – Charles M. Schulz
“If it’s good enough for Beagles, it’s good enough for me.” – Richard Littlejohn
“A house is not a home without a Beagle.” – Anonymous
“A Beagle owner is like a normal dog owner but cooler.” – Anonymous
“I am notorious for having two Beagles with me in any and all circumstances.” – Arthur Phillips
“Sometimes, the smallest things take up the most space in your heart.” – Winnie the Pooh
A Beagle’s nose knows all. His nose leads the way. – Anonymous
“Bark, bay, and howl are how a Beagle communicates with the world.” – Anonymous
“Every once in a while, a Beagle enters your life and changes everything.” – Anonymous
“Who needs a horn when a Beagle works just fine?” ~ Friends of Anne Arundel County Animal Control
“A Beagle is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart.” – Judy Desmond (edited)
“I was the boss until I got a Beagle.” – Anonymous
“Silence is golden—unless you have a Beagle. Then silence is very, very suspicious.” – Anonymous
“Beagles—first they steal your heart, then they steal your dinner.” – Anonymous
“Opening up your life to a Beagle who needs a home is one of the most fulfilling things you can do.” – Emma Kenney
“The face of a Beagle feels like home.” – David Rosenfelt (edited)
“Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never had a Beagle.” – Anonymous
“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a Beagle makes you rich.” – Louis Sabin, edited
“Beagles don’t lie. A Beagle’s tail is a strikingly honest window to their souls.” – Jim Hillbish (edited)
“Even the tiniest Beagle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.” – Dorothy Hinshaw (edited)
“Beagles are better than humans because they know but do not tell.” – Emily Dickinson
Beagle Love Quotes
“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a Beagle.” – M.K. Clinton (paraphrased)
“Any woman can be a mother, but it takes someone special to be a Beagle mom.” – Anonymous
“Did you know there are over 300 words for love in canine?” – Gabriel Zevin
A Beagle is one of the few things in life who is exactly what he seems. – Anonymous
Everyone thinks they own the best Beagle in the world. And none of them are wrong. – Anonymous
“Heaven is the place where all the Beagles you’ve ever loved run to greet you.” – Anonymous
“My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies. It comes from the love that’s in my Beagle’s eyes.” – Anonymous
Funny Beagle Quotes and Jokes
What do you call a Beagle at the beach? A hot dog.
Why did the Beagle cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
I took my Beagle to the veterinarian’s office for a checkup. She told me he’s a little overweight. I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied, “He’s also pretty cute.”
Did you hear the Beagle pizza joke? Nevermind. It’s too cheesy.
My dog’s favorite band is a pack of four dudes. They call themselves the Beagles.
Fun Facts About Beagles
They were bred to have a white-tipped tail so hunters could see them in the long grass.
Snoopy is one of the most famous comic strip Beagles in history. His creator, Charles Schulz, almost named him Sniffy.
A Beagle named Uno was the first of the breed to win Best in Show at the annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in 2008.
In the show ring, Beagles are presented in 13-inch and 15-inch varieties.
Despite their flat coat appearance, Beagles are heavy shedders.
A Beagle’s large, floppy ears help them smell better. The ears create air currents near their noses, which carry more scent particles.
According to the American Kennel Club’s dog breed ranking list, Beagles consistently rank in the top 20 most popular dog breeds in the past several years.
Queen Elizabeth I owned a Pocket Beagle dog, which was about eight to nine inches in height.
Some famous celebrities who have shared life with a Beagle include Frankie Muniz, Miley Cyrus, Bob Dylan, Barry Manilow, and President Lyndon B. Johnson.
The American Kennel Club first began registering Beagles in 1884.